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Posted - 2011.06.25 22:37:00 -
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Why do I need this amount of isk?
Today I am asking for a loan of 500 trillionISK with out collateral. I know none of you know me here on the MD forms and this is the biggest amount ever asked for in MD. But i can assure you my intentions will benefit EVE as a whole. As we know our EVE devs have dun goof'd real good this time. I'm going to be using the ISK to right their wrong and reset EVE to its original beauty and glory.
What are my plans for the 500 trillion?
I'm not going to lie to you. This is going to be a risky investment but i can promise a 300% return. I'm going to RMT the 500 trillion in order to buy out CCP. Re-roll back to an expansion we as a community will vote on. (keeping all the juicy graphics of the newer expansions of course)The best part of this whole investment is its like I'm buying CCP with their own money.
Bail out plan.
I could be thrown in jail for this and unable to pay back any investments. This is the risk i'm willing to take to save this game. WHAT RISK WILL YOU TAKE! Please do not let this deter you away from this investment opportunity. We both know EVE is going down hill at this current expansion if we do not intervene now and act assertively your ISK will go to waste you will be filling the pockets of real world corporate pigs. Invest in your future!! invest to protect the EVE universe!
**I MADE THIS POST FOR FUN AND LAUGHS - I DON'T RMT OR CONDONE IT IF YOU SEND ISK ILL ACCEPT IT AS A DONATION. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUS AND APPRECIATE IT FOR ITS COMICAL VALUE!**
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Posted - 2011.06.26 01:13:00 -
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 Originally by: So Sensational
100 trillion sent.
Received.
Originally by: Serene Python
I hope you paid your 99$ license in order to properly receive my payments. I would hate to donate to an account that's getting banned for not having the proper license for their services.
Yes - I've gtc'd some money already and paid 2 years in advance. Seeing as it might take some time in court to settle the buy out.
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Posted - 2011.06.26 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: Serene Python
Originally by: Get Paid
Originally by: Serene Python
I hope you paid your 99$ license in order to properly receive my payments. I would hate to donate to an account that's getting banned for not having the proper license for their services.
Yes - I've gtc'd some money already and paid 2 years in advance. Seeing as it might take some time in court to settle the buy out.
I'm a little low on isk, so I can only send 10 trillion isk. Hope this helps.
I have no minimum investment requirement. If 10 trillion is what you are willing to contribute to the future of EVE then 10 trillion is good enough for me to do my best to help.
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Posted - 2011.06.26 07:12:00 -
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Thanks for all your investments so far guys im glad you all see the importance of this funding.
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Posted - 2011.06.26 15:35:00 -
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thank you thank thank you all so much guys. I knew it would be hard to get 500 trillion and im just short of that. Im going to have to have a change of action here to get this done with a less amount of ISK then i had hoped for.
Today i have RMT'd the 200 trillion isk. With the money so far I've bought for myself a pair of jeans with patches sew'd on them of funny little asian men with papper hats selling sausages on a duck fishing boat. 52 monocles. plane ticket to iceland.
I've fallen short of the isk required but i figured if i had these items CCP would be more apt to listen to me. I still have about 100 trillion isk left to settle with them lets keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.
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Posted - 2011.07.08 19:33:00 -
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Sorry guys been awhile. Going through customs with my Japanese pants landed me in a can for about 3 weeks. Had to RMT about 100 trillion for another pair. Then another 100 trillion to have them overnighted to iceland.
Anyways by the time i got to CCP HQ the csm were there. They were eating a lovely turkey dinner. They all had moncoles... FOR BOTH EYES. Later on in the evening They were shooting a you tube video reading from a teleprompter. They had to shoot it about 3 times as they were both noddin off between their turns to speak.
Anyways i finally got the chance to speak to the head of CCP. was strange at first it was like i wasnt even there. He did not even notice i was talking to him. Later my lawyer and i bumped into the CCP employee thats leaking info and for secruity purposes i wont say their name.
Apprently in the new fearless edition CCP there are plans of an office game. This game is now live within the office. If you are NOT wearing a monocle you are believed to be in exile. No one can hear you, see you, touch you until you have your monocle back on.
My lawyer and myself are looking at manufacturing monocles as buying one would be counterproductive to our task. Hope to update you guys soon. |
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